Before we get started, in mathematical notation, n factorial is written n! For n > 1, n! is the product of all the integers between 1 and n. Example:
4! = 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 or 24
Wowza! Factorials get pretty big, pretty fast. Let’s go!
• 1! For love of an exclamation point!
When learning to punctuate, we learn that exclamation points should not be overused. Exclamation points emphasize excitement! Whoops and hollers! Surprise! Etcetera! Overuse undermines their impact! See?
To which I say, bah! Humbug! As a matter of expressing my complete excitement and enthusiasm for friends, the punctuation I have opted to use in salutations and greeting for personal correspondence is “Dear Jane!” or “Jane!” (Substitute your name for Jane.)
Consider the difference in your responses between:
Dear your name,
Dear your name!
If we read past “Dear your name,” we might discover we owe money, we are in need of services we were previously unaware of needing. The comma is the punctuation of business, all business, just the business ma’am. And we hate being ma’am-ed and we head to the shredder or beat the ‘delete’ key. Of course, there is personal correspondence for which the comma ‘,’ is still preferred. After all, boundaries do need to be maintained. Good fences make good neighbors and all that.
But! An exclamation point engages and expresses my excitement not about what I’m writing, but about our relationship! Good things to come! maybe? Adventure is afoot! I hope. Read on! Dear your name!
• 2! FLOTUS photo. For reals?
This week a photo of FLOTUS holding a child in Africa whose skin is ebony-colored threw us off a bit because FLOTUS, Melania Trump, appeared to be genuinely happy in the embrace! Perhaps Occam’s B**bstraps is too simple an explanation and FLOTUS is not the racist we assume.
And we would be happy to be wrong but given the company she keeps, this could be just another gaslight lit on the way to making us all crazy. We’ll keep an eye on this.
• 3! or 6. Universe bends.
In a concurrent sign from the universe that I am approaching page n of my long-hand journal, the blue ink pen I was using, ran out of ink! Synchronicity!
• 4! or 24. Peak news week!
In a new news peak news week — Rosenstein-fired-not-fired, Kavanaugh, FBI investigation, FLOTUS jaunt to Africa, UPCOMING ELECTIONS – VOTE! it’s a long list — the NYTimes couldn’t contain themselves and dropped the story of Trump multi-generational tax fraud writ large.
Given the current political environment, my projections for possible outcomes:
- Housing subsidies are reduced to limit the money the Trumps of the world siphon off the public good.
- Increased regulation of rent subsidies.
- Or, my favorite: investigation and prosecution of white collar, briefcase crime!
You might have waited for a less busy news week, but that might have been a long wait. So, great reporting NYTimes! Tax fraud is what sunk Al Capone.
• 5! or 120. Clickbait.
It may interest you to know that blog posts get more attention if they include photos and references to food. This is not a photo of tacos:
• 6! or 720. Friends!
In other late-breaking photographic video evidence this week, we are saddened but not surprised to learn that Prescedense OTUS does not have any friends, acquaintances, aid. No one is close enough to him, concerned enough to tell him or help him, or interested enough in his appearance to inform him that there was toilet paper stuck on his shoe. Between a bathroom, the tarmac, the stairs. No.one.said.a.word.
Return text to FEMA Presidential alert from all of us: Hard to make America great again with toilet paper on your shoe, you orange-redacted-redacted-redacted redacted.
But maybe it was intentional? The USA as the metaphorical unflushed toilet paper stuck to his shoe? I digress. If FLOTUS were not off in Africa? I’d bet the toilet paper would still be stuck on his shoe all the way up the stairs and onto Air Force 1. Just sayin’.
• 7! or 5040. Civic participation!
With the abysmal performance of SCOTUS-nominee Brett Kava
naughnaw under pressure, the limited FBI investigation, the rush by die.die.die Mitch McConnell to seat Kava naughnaw when there are other suitably objectionable candidates, Kava naughnaw’s sorry-sad-sack-abuse-cycle-continues statement in the WSJ, I am so.in awe at the number, quantity, quality, and responsiveness of protests arising around the country and especially in Washington, D.C.
Individually, we’re navelent. In aggregate, we are a civic American force to be reckoned with.
Exercise your civic force in full November 6, 2018. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!
• 8! or 40320. Mental health break.
With the advent of personal communication devices, is it any wonder interpersonal relationships suffer? We cannot compete. We do not operate in micro-nano-itsy-bitsy-mini second moments. We operate in tree time, in real life rings earned by trips around the sun, the slow build-up of experience, time expressed in minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades. The slow patina of age. And we short-circuit all that age and grace with clickbait — the flying bits sent through space and time which do not require our attention but consume our thoughts.
With a touch of irony, I offer this bit of clickbait – a video by Edward Tufte of Inge Druckery – a designer and educator. It is a lush production taken at a pace which encourages one to slow.down, to immerse oneself in a pursuit that does not have an immediate payback or maybe any payback at all. This video reminds me that thoughts should be sustained beyond the rush-rush of 24-hours news cycles and click bait. There is a long game. It includes thoughtful design and beauty.
I find even 3- or 4-minutes restorative. (The entire video is 37 minutes long.)
Enjoy! Or not.
• 9! or 362880. Happy Birthday, Ann!!!